It wasn’t long ago that we were terrified by slug sex. Now we’re being horrified by duck sex…and we’re being asked to pay for it.
“In case you’re unaware, duck sex is perhaps the singularly horrific event of the animal kingdom, replete with labyrinthine vagina dentata, explosive erections, and the occasional dalliance with necrophilia.
Now, two biologists from the University of Massachusetts, Amherst are launching a project to measure the speed of the male duck erection. Their goal? To learn how rapid-fire duck penises affect their reproductive evolution.”
Labyrinthine vagina dentata? Explosive erections? Bird necrophilia? Rapid-fire duck penises?
So, basically…I mean, they want to…I just…. *sigh*
“Biologists Patricia Brennan and Diane Kelly have kicked off the Duck Force project at Rocket Hub to raise funds to explore the terrific speeds of duck intercourse. Here’s their fund-raising video and sales pitch:” click here.
The video is set to music and yes, you get to see the exploding penises. Multiple times.